The Tale is Told

This is the saga of the deep inroads made upon science each noonday by the Bums of the lower gas house district of tables ninteen and twenty. Most authors infamous and otherwise have much to do over eventide but have neglected to consider that important time of day, the hours between twelve and one. We have sought in this volume to correct his oversight. Three members of the research council were unable to attend this session. They doubtless had urgent problems of their own. To them we dedicate this work.