Part II: Duke University School of Medicine: The Easy Way
Word has come to the Bottle Brigadiers that Biochemistry has been in the past unnecessarily difficult and ineffective by many outmoded and difficult technics. The B.B.'s seek in this volume for the enlightenment of F.M.S.'s to eliminate the above mentioned evils by bringing forth a new system of simplified and effective technics.
To the F.M.S.'s this work is respectfully dedicated.
The Bottle Brigadiers
(F.M.S's) -- Freshman Medical Students
For this original work the Bottle Brigadiers have been awarded the Royal Order of the Purple Dingle Berry.